The G Versus G Debate

Over the course of mankind's journey forward through history, many dilemmas and debates have surface that have caused discourse and fights. None have been more divisive, however, than the GvG debate of the PST Podcast group. The GvG debate is a thought experiment that is quite simple. Who would win: An American Grizzly Bear (ursus arctos horribilis) or a Silverback Gorilla (gorilla gorilla)? While seemingly benign, these two unmet animal species have created a dilemma that has caused nothing less than serious philosophical debate and an all out civil war. The future shows no sign of a resolution to this debate, and this wiki will play host to it as well.

The Signatories
Below here will be two sections. In each, any soul who wishes to throw in their support for a side of the battle may do so.

Those in Favor of the Silverback Gorilla, Sign Below Here



 * Booti_Boi69
 * Rednose
 * A Filthy Scrub
 * Matkingos
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Those in Favor of the Grizzly Bear, Sign Below Here



 * Enginseer Pepsicus
 * Uchla
 * Haruspex
 * Ω
 * TeeCee
 * Chris
 * Me
 * Hawaiian Shirt
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Arguments for Gorilla
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Anyone who even considers the Grizzle Bear for a second in this fight may just be an ape themselves.

Gorillas:


 * Have opposable thumbs
 * Can carry weapons
 * Has a grip strength of over 800lbs, could rip a grizzlies jaw in half
 * Can throw rocks and sticks
 * Can throw their own excrement
 * Have far better directional mobility than a Grizzle Bear (Backwards and left to right)
 * Are better climbers than Grizzle bears
 * Come from societies with concepts like war and genocide
 * Are far smarter than Grizzle bears
 * Could easily sock a bear in the jaw with their big fists
 * Could probably use a gun if given one (which a bear could not)
 * Have the support of the atheists
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 * Can batista bomb the Grizzly
 * Can suplex the Grizzly
 * Gorilla Munch is better than Honey Smacks

Arguments for Grizzle Bear

 * Grizzly bears are far larger than gorillas, and posses greater speed.
 * When in danger they call for their older cousins the kodiak and polar bears to kill anything in their path.
 * Their honed claws are already the ultimate weapon for this engagement
 * Can bitch slap away any grapple attempt with the aforementioned claws
 * Generally resistant to small and medium caliber arms
 * Can take more shots that 50 Cent and John Paul II put together
 * Shit in woods
 * The size, speed, and strength disadvantage is insurmountable for the Gorilla
 * Can just knock down the tree
 * Brutally cunning
 * Cunningly brutal
 * Yogi Bear > Grape Ape
 * You cannot outrun the bear, you must outrun those around you and sacrifice your slowest companion
 * not the craw THE CRAW
 * 100% Made in America Keratin blades folded over 1000 times can cut clean through gorilla armor
 * Wrestling's focus on showmanship overvalues "flashy" moves that leave wide, easily exploitable openings.