Alberich

The biggest of the smallest, the most powerful, ruthless, dangerous and evil creature to ever exist under five feet tall. Alberich, the lord of all dwarves, the one that damned all the gods into destruction, thanks to the cursed ring he forged from the Rhinemaiden's gold.

Not much is known about the past, if anyone asked he would just use "Brutality" and punch them in the fucking face, but then again he would do that to anyone that tried to come close to him. His only family being Mime, his brother that he treats like the pile of trash that he really is. One day Alberich returns after being gone for a while, deciding to seize the ring from the Rhine Maidens, some bitches that the gods put to protect some real nice gold. Using the mighty strength and energy of Glug and the Frog diving helmet, Alberich surfed his way to get that sweet sweet gold, while telling those hoes to fuck off along with crappy feelings like 'love'.

Until one day, some Dark elf looking ass called Loge, god of fire or some shit like that came in and ruined all of his plans, by killing all of the innocent dwarves and having the most powerful Stand Fight against the mighty Alberich, sadly the bastard had a guide and won.... But before Alberich could be turned into a frog, he cursed the ring, making it so everyone lust over it. And would suffer the worst fate of all of humanity... The Slide Puzzle.