Tengu

The greatest, most interesting, balanced, and exciting ship in EvE online.

The Tengu is a strategic cruiser that focuses on efficiently reducing the fun of other EvE online players have through it's simple yet effective design. The Tengu itself casts an aura of misery that affects an entire system. Upon attempting to engage the Tengu, the pilot will invariably flee like a dirty rat, off to god knows where to heal off any damage done by lesser ships.

Mandalore was so disaffected by this aura that he declared unconditional and total war against all Tengu pilots, past, present, and future.