Secret Documents

Over time, an unidentified detective has found certain implicit documents that revolve around internet influencer, Mandalore Gaming.

Here are some examples.


 * 1) Dear Lowry,

You are extremly Skeletonized and I Levitate you! I want to kiss your Spine 13 times. You make my Scissor burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Sensually stared at you and fell in love. Will you Hover out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Onions are just jealous.

Yours forever, Mandy

2. Dear Sweetheart,

I lay awake all Shotgun thinking of you, your Exsanguinated smile, and our Legs in the Secreta Secretorum HQ. Incestously, I recall our meeting, how my heart Poisoned with Cannibalism when I first saw you. How Rabid you looked in that Violet Drugged Applejuice and those two Dramatic Royal Purple Jackets on your Legs! I cherished every moment we were together and was Chronic when our date came to a close. I can`t say how Disastrously I regret spilling Dannimals on your Cyberbrain; you were Intellectual about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re Intellectual. You`re Lewd most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of Everclear, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as Shotgun Shells. Your lips are like succulent Onions. Your hair is Shit Brown like a Raccoon on a summer`s day. I can`t wait to Skeletonize with you again. Write soon. Stubbornly, Your Friend

3.You are my Highfalutin love. You have me completely in your Pill. I know and feel that if I am to Outwit anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by Flying at the Good Old Games of your heart. I would like to go through life Thighs by Thighs with you, Enlightening you more and more until we Time Travelled to be 9 being(s) together until the hour should come for us to Ruminate.

4.Dear Lowry, It has come to my Owl that you are the Glitchiest girl/boy in the Death. My Face starts Skeletonizing a Reliquary Of Sin every time you speak. I would like to Digest if you want to go to the Drood Stream with me next SPLATurday. If you Bask please Lob me at the Scotland Yard in 1000 Years. I Meditate you and everything about you. Stubbornly,

Mandylore

The validity of these documents has yet to be confirmed but it is currently being scrutinized by the imperium's most advanced Peter Servitors.